Man O Man!
1 When he is without money, he eats vegetables at home; When he has money, he eats vegetables in a fine restaurant.
2 When he is without money, he rides bicycle to work; When he has money, he rides bicycle to exercise.
3 When he is without money, he walks to eat food; When he has money, he walks to burn food.
4 When he is without money, he wishes to get married; When he has money, he wishes to get divorced.
5 When he is without money, his wife becomes secretary; When he has money, his secretary becomes wife.
6 When he is without money, he acts like a rich man; When he has money, he acts like a pauper.
7 He says share market is bad but he keeps on speculating; He says money is evil but he keeps on craving for it.
8 He says high positions are lonely but he keeps on struggling for it; He says gambling & drinking is bad but he keeps on indulging in it.
9 He never means what he says and never says what he means! He simply can't tell a simple truth !!!
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Google Groups "Terapanth Professionals" group.
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